Sledgehammer

My mornings are serenading me: 

"you could have a bumper car, BuMpInG
this amusement never ends

I want to be your SledgehammeR
why don't you call my name?
oh let me be your SledgehammeR ..."

It wants to be and so it is, my SledgehammeR. 

                   Ugggghhhhhhhhhh... crap. Where's the Motrin? 

"Sledgehammer."-Peter Gabriel